European Slang
Meeting people from all over the world, I picked up on some hilarious slang from each continent.
Most of these I snagged from actual conversation. I'm sure I am butchering some spellings,
but the intent is there.
NationalityPhraseTranslation
GreekSkatilaFart
GreekAyaladaCrazy cow
GreekShorlagsFat
GreekKoumbarasBroken arm
AustralianPunching conesSmoking marijuana from a bong
AustralianFace like a smacked assButt ugly
AustralianGood ol' rodgeringGettin' laid
AustralianClackerFemale genetalia
AustralianSpam castanetsFemale genetalia
AustralianMap of tasmaniaFemale genetalia
AustralianFuschpoonOne who sniffs bicycle seats
AustralianMal Meninga fingaTo finger a girl
AustralianFannyFemale genetalia (they get a kick out of the theme to The Nanny
AustralianMutFemale genetalia
(apparently the most crass word in Australian)
ItalianFraucheHomosexual
AustralianFuck-witImbecile
AustralianDick-snapImbecile
AustralianCock-jockeySee Dick-Snap
AustralianPissed as a newtDrunk
AustralianMingyYucky (referring to a female)
AustralianFull of BeansHaving lots of energy
Australian..."And Bob's your uncle!"... and there you have it!
AustralianDagDork
AustralianHit the frog & toadHit the road (cockney)
South AfricanLank siffUgly woman
EnglishNickTo steal: "she nicked my knickers!"
IrishGet your holeGet laid
IrishLangerLoser
IrishJack'sMen's room
IrishBogMen's room
IrishCulchieHick
IrishFlaFuck
IrishCorkFuck
IrishCobhKiss
IrishSlapperSlut
FrenchSalopSlut
Spanish¡Estas Flipando!Tripping out
AustralianSnogKiss
AustralianPullAnything after snogging and before shagging
AustralianPulling Kit/Seduction KitMakeup bag
IrishWhat's the crack?What's up?
AustralianPile of ponyPile of shit
SpanishMamadaFellatio
SpanishChuponesHickey
SpanishValeOK
FrenchPetaWanker
FrenchBataMotherfucker
FrenchPuitonBitch
AustralianGoing off like a frog in a sockGoing crazy
AustralianFace like a half-eaten pastieUgly face
AustralianChina plateMate (cockney)
AustralianI'm as dry as a nun's nastyI'm thirsty
AustralianI'm so hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck
AustralianI'm so hungry I could eat a baby through a park bench
ScottishOxtersArmpits
ScottishEverything's just monkeysEverything is crazy
EnglishPuckerTasty
Drinking Chants
"We'll drink to Honor.
Geting honor
Staying honor
And if you can't come in her,
Come on her!"
"Cheers to the queers
Applause to the whores
A ruk-ruk-ruk
To a jolly good fuck!"